Subtitles by DramaFever
They are called different things depending on how they are prepared...
They were always a part of the commoner's meal.
Today we will learn about the life of the pollocks.
[What Happened to All Those Pollock?]
First, the process of becoming freeze-dried...
[One ridiculous mission after the other]
[The loser has to become a freeze-dried pollock.]
[Experiencing the life of a frozen pollock]
[And experiencing the life of a pollock in the East Sea]
[At the cold winter ocean, they spent a day learning about pollocks.]
There are only three pollocks alive in the entire nation.
[After a hard day... What will be tonight's dinner game?]
Ping Pong!
[Smiling]
[At least the night will be warm.]
[Maybe not]
[Maybe not part 2]
[Something's a little unique about this ping pong table.]
[Regular ping pong tables are 1.5 meters X 2.7 meters.]
[Regular ping pong table vs. cute ping pong table]
Tonight's dinner game will be a team ping pong competition.
The team to win three out of five games will win.
The winning team will get to eat Goseong's specialty food.
[They keep the same teams from the morning...]
[They may be lacking in many areas...]
[But they are champs when it comes to sports.]
[Their pride and dinner are at stake...]
[Whose side will the goddess of victory be on?]
The first players from each team, please step forward.
One, two, three.
It's Joon Young.
First round, Cha Tae Hyun against Jung Joon Young.
[Get a head start on the opponent.]
We'll play to seven points. You must get three wins.
[Nervous vs. relaxed]
Start.
Don't show off.
[Huh?]
Don't show off.
[Is he a beginner?]
Joon Young...
[Second serve attempt]
[What...]
[Embarrassed]
[He can't even get the serve in?] We need to eat.
[Score is already 3 to 0.]
Why are you so bad?
- Don't pressure me. - Okay.
[He's getting cocky after the third point.]
[What will happen now?]
One point at a time...
He looked so professional.
[He's busy getting the ball over the net...]
He looked like a pro...
[One hand in the pocket.]
[He's got such a relaxed technique...]
Just like this...
I'll be fine as long as you don't pressure me.
He just got lucky.
[Very taken aback]
Now you got it, you were playing before?
Don't do that to us.
He's a scary kid.
It's okay...
[Will the game get tied?]
[Tae Hyun's good, too.]
It's okay.
[This is what happens with ping pong...]
[The eyes go back and forth...]
[Totally focused]
Why am I getting so nervous?
Nice.
Look at the ball.
[The rally gets longer and longer.]
[Tae Hyun makes a mistake.]
It's 5 to 4. We can make a comeback.
[The mental fight begins now.]
- Take your time. - It's okay.
[Finally, the game is tied.]
I knew you could do it.
[Tae Hyun is about to lose it.]
[On the other hand, this kid...] Calm down.
It's good...
- Do it faster. - Nice hand in the pocket...
He's scared, so he's all tense.
[He's made a comeback.]
[Match point]
- Don't go to deuce, end it here. - Game!
- I like your hand in the pocket. - Nice...
[Will the game be over here, or will it go to deuce?]
[Please...]
[Joon Young wins.]
[He played a good game, and he's very disappointed.]
Second players...
One, two, three.
It's Jun Ho.
- Your pride is on line here... - Practice round...
Fighting! [Practice round]
[Something's very obnoxious about the way he's playing.]
[The real match starts with Defconn's serve.]
Hold back. Control yourself.
This is the real thing?
[They are both good, too.] Nice!
Don't let him get a point.
[The rally's begun again.] Let's beat them three nothing.
[Ping pong is all about pride!]
Nice!
So fresh...
[We didn't expect them to be so good.]
[They are having their own Olympic match.]
[Jun Ho gets a point.]
[So good...]
[Jun Ho serves.]
[Huh?]
[Bam!]
[Defconn fell for Jun Ho's trick.]
Defense.
[He tries to make him for fall his trick again with the serve.]
[Pass.]
[Defconn is getting weak.]
[Being worried is a fatal blow in ping pong.]
Yeah, come on... Just go eat, you piggy...
Match point!
- Come on... - Come on, hit me!
Hit me!
[He loses a point being too cocky.]
One more.
Hit me.
[Bear smash!]
- One more. - Nice.
- Let's end it here. - Okay.
[The Hare and the Tortoise teaches us what happens when you slack off...]
Calm down.
[Taken aback]
[Only one point difference]
[Piggy is catching up.]
[Ace server]
[Jun Ho wins.]
[Joo Hyuk vs. Jong Min]
If I win this, it's over.
[Um...]
[I don't think that will happen.]
[Jumping technique]
[He's playing ping pong with his face.]
[For some reason, you get absorbed into his play.]
[Ping Pong Kim]
[He's amazed by his own hits...]
[In the end...]
[Set score 1:2]
[Fourth round] Jung Joon Young from Baby Pollock against...
Kim Joo Hyuk from Half-Dried Pollock.
[He's a leftie...]
They are so relaxed.
[Joon Young gets a head start.]
What's with him seriously?
[Tight game with only a one point difference]
[He was too greedy trying to put a spin in the ball.]
- I shouldn't have done that. - Who did what?
- What did you do? - You shouldn't do fancy stuff.
[The table is too small to put a spin on the ball.]
So good.
[Joo Hyuk gets a point by putting spin to his ball.]
[I want to win.]
Here we go.
[Joon Young gets a point.]
[Spin and lucky edge]
[Joon Young makes a comeback.]
[And...]
[Match point]
Joon Young, you are going to end it like this?
- We should go to the final round. - Just end it.
[If that's what you want...]
[Huh?]
[He fooled him.]
Stop...
[When you were born, I was a junior in high school...]
I'll play fairly.
It's team play...
Here we go.
It's done...
[Joo Hyuk barely extends his life span.]
This is more nerve-racking than the Olympics.
[The match coverage is getting heated, too.]
Just end it. They are nervous.
[If Joon Young wins, dinner game is over.]
[Baby Pollock wins the dinner game.]
[A little while later...]
Defconn!
Take the paddle.
[What are they doing?]
This is getting fun, let's do 5 out of 7.
[No thank you.]
Let's play doubles.
But what will we play for?
I saw a pond, you can go in there if you lose.
It's frozen.
That's enough with going in the water...
- How about throwing cold water on the back? - That's good...
If the Half-Dried Pollock wins, they'll join in on the dinner.
But if they lose again, they'll get cold water splashed on their backs.
[That's how the match started.]
[We'll start watching from the deuce.]
Nice.
[Half-Dried Pollock gets no dinner, and they get cold water back splash.]
Half-Dried Pollock will get a cold water back splash.
We can keep playing. We'll keep winning.
Let's play for a massage service.
Massage?
If you lose, you'll have to give a massage on top of everything else.
[Feels like they are going all the way...]
Should we play three against three?
- Three? - How?
There aren't enough paddles.
- There's only four. - Share the paddles.
[Three will have to share two paddles.]
[Will that be possible?]
[Test]
[Jun Ho passes the paddle to Joon Young.]
Give me the paddle.
You should have given it to me.
[It is possible.]
This is so funny.
[Playing to 7 points.]
Relay ping pong...
This team... You get no dinner, and you'll have to get your backs splashed.
- If you lose, add massage service to that. - If we win?
If you win, you can take out one punishment.
Okay.
[There are two paddles, but three people on each team.]
[Start]
[The key is for number one to pass the paddle to number three.]
Here.
[It's so chaotic, hitting the ball and exchanging paddles...]
[Half-Dried Pollock loses the first point.]
[What just happened?]
[He passes the paddle to Joo Hyuk.]
[Empty-handed]
[After he gets the paddle, it's already too late.]
If you don't have a paddle in your hand, get it anyway you can.
We can do it.
[Half-Dried Pollock is losing again.]
Here's the paddle!
You gave it to me too late.
[Huh?]
[What is he doing now?]
It should end before I get a turn...
It's so hard to exchange the paddle.
Here's the paddle.
[It looks like they are getting used to it now.]
Paddle!
[Volleyball?]
[He passes the paddle to Joo Hyuk...]
[Spectator Piggy]
[What a funny way to play ping pong...]
I didn't even have a paddle.
Here's the paddle.
[In the beginning, things were going smoothly.]
Paddle!
[If he had just hit the ball...]
[Both teams are out of their minds...]
[Dispirited...]
- I'm sorry. - Give it to me more quickly.
For a moment, I just became the audience.
[Baby Pollock is doing better than expected.]
[Half-Dried Pollock loses a point again.]
Defconn, you need to move out of the way.
You are a mountain.
[A huge human obstacle]
[The rally gets long again.]
Game point!
[Consistent team work]
I'm sorry, but this is fun. Can we play to 15 points?
- Let's do that. - No, 11 points.
We'll play for 11 points.
- I know you want to do it, too. - Fine, 15 points!
[How will this crazy game end?]
- This is such a work out. - This is going to get popular.
This is fun.
Move.
[It's hard enough to look at the ball and the paddle...]
Why are you taking your shirt off?
[I don't like being hot...]
- Here we go. - This is fun.
[In the midst of this...]
[Ball heading towards Andromeda Galaxy...]
Why are you taking your shirt off? [They are mad, but it's still funny.]
- It was so sudden. - How can you take your shirt off then?
It was good...
Hit it, and move out to the left.
[Edge!]
I'm sorry.
Maybe we should measure this. [How come they keep getting the edge?]
[What the...]
[They even serve on the edge.]
[Unbelievable...]
This is awesome.
You have this at home, right?
- You do, right? - How is this possible?
[Again?]
[Defconn returned it well.]
That was good. [You can't get me three in a row.]
He returned the edge.
[Here...]
I only thought about passing this...
[It's finally tied.]
[Defconn serves.]
[Huh?]
[He missed it by accident, but it ended up being a great serve.]
What are you talking about?
Defconn!
[Very unstable]
Defconn!
[Spacing out...]
[Soulless]
Why are you just standing there looking?
Why are you looking there? [This game must be too hard for him.]
[I hate myself.]
The ball was coming when I was passing this to him.
We should have done this sooner, it's so fun.
I feel like we've just made up a new game.
We have to get this patented.
Paddle!
Hurry up, and give me!
Give it quickly.
[What's he doing?]
[So serious about something.] Give it quickly.
[Regular ping pong is hard enough for him.]
You are doing it like this... [Thanks to Jong Min...]
[They have three points to go.] You need good teamwork.
Let's play for real now.
Don't give them a single point.
Here!
Good.
[It's you again?]
[Hopeless]
Don't give them a single point.
Good.
[He sort of looks like an animal...]
Are you trying to scoop up water?
Scooping up water?
[They are almost there.]
Here!
What's going on?
Joo Hyuk is nervous.
[It's not easy to win.]
[If they lose again...]
[No dinner, back splash, and massage service...]
[Fifteen points seem so close, but so hard to reach.]
[They are tied again.]
Let's do this!
- Joon Young! - I didn't give it.
[Huh?]
[He's holding onto the paddle.]
I didn't give it...
[What's this?]
- I didn't give it. - I was supposed to give it?
No, I was supposed to, but I forgot.
If we lose this, it's over.
Take our time...
I hope my turn never comes.
[Will they be able to finish this off?]
Take your time.
[Deuce would be dangerous.]
[They are totally focused.]
Here!
[Spacing out...]
Defconn!
[He doesn't have the paddle.]
[Huh?]
[Half-Dried Pollock wins.] We won!
- We won? - We won!
[He's used to losing all day long...]
[End of the competition]
Defconn, I kept telling you to take this...
[Finally Half-Dried Pollock wins one game.]
That was fun.
We should have played this from the beginning.
I'm so hot...
I bet they are going to get rid of the cold water back splash.
No, I would rather get the back splash and eat dinner.
- What about you? - I'm going to eat.
Then I'll eat, too.
We'll start the back splash in five minutes.
Now I'm getting scared.
I still want to play more.
- We are having so much fun. - Should we play loser gets slapped?
[Joo Hyuk vs. Jun Ho]
[Jun Ho loses.]
[You are really going to do it?]
[Yeah.]
[Defconn vs. Jong Min]
[Friendship is all about the physical touch.]
[Now the game is over.]
[The Half-Dried Pollocks chose pain in order to eat.]
[Cold water splash in this cold...] [All wearing padded jackets...]
[Will we be okay?]
- The location is right in the middle. - Here?
[On top of the pond]
[We are going to become frozen pollocks trying to eat...
It's frozen hard.
[It's bone chillingly cold...] Why are we doing this at a pond?
- Are you sure this is frozen? - It's frozen.
Is it totally hard?
- It's frozen. - No, it's not.
- You want us to go in there? - It just cracked...
- It's about 30 to 40 centimeters deep. - Thirty to forty...
That's not bad.
[Laid back?]
[One year ago...]
[He was such a coward on the ice.]
You should hurry, and do this.
It's fine. [He's so enthusiastic and happy.]
[As long as it's not me, I don't care.]
[Tae Hyun is the first to go.] You can see the bottom!
- You can totally see inside... - It won't crack.
[The water's getting delivered, too.]
It's ice water.
[Happy vs. tragic]
[But...]
[Crack!]
[What's this sound?]
[So scared.]
- What's that? - It's a crack.
Can you get off?
Don't stay together in one spot.
It sounds like an earthquake.
[Let me do it quickly before the ice cracks.
Here we go!
- Five, four, three, two, one... - Do it slowly.
- Slowly... - Do it slowly.
Just don't eat!
[Am I shaking?]
[He succeeded in the cold water back splash.]
- Just once? - Just don't eat.
I would rather just not eat.
[Is that really our fate?]
[Joo Hyuk comes right in.]
- Jun Ho, do it quickly. - Okay.
It's too cold. I'll do it quickly.
[Joo Hyuk's done preparing...]
[Here it comes...]
[Do it in one shot, please.]
[Drip]
[I'll do it nice and slowly...]
Hurry up! Hurry!
Hurry up, and pour it. [I don't want to.]
[Hope you take your time, and enjoy this.]
[Joo Hyuk succeeds in getting the cold water back splash.]
[Now, only Defconn remains.]
[And he's the one pouring.] Is there more water?
Can I get more water?
[I'm so happy.]
[He heads straight out, happy to pour the water.]
[Did it break?]
Don't move!
Over there...
[Help me!]
Jong Min, walk slowly.
[So careful]
[I'm safe...]
Come on in!
[But there's a big mountain left...]
[Worried Piggy, weighing 0.1 ton.]
[Will the ice hold up?]
There's a crack.
Don't move. [Maybe 0.1 ton is too much.]
[He stays calm, and slowly moves forward.]
[He safely arrives at the site.]
Roll up my shirt for me.
[He's going crazy even before he starts.]
Here we go.
This is for your meal!
Nice and cool!
[Emptying out two buckets]
[Stop right there.]
[He pauses while running away.]
[Break!]
[He runs off.]
Don't do it.
[But...]
[Why isn't this breaking?]
[It's not breaking?]
- Did it look nice and cool? - Yes.
[You just wait, Jong Min.]
[Long-awaited dinner...]
Hasn't it been a long time since we all got to eat together?
- Didn't we have breakfast this morning? - I mean dinner...
[What are you talking about?]
[We just ate breakfast all together.]
- What did we eat for breakfast? - Pollocks...
We ate before starting?
[Here comes the dinner!]
Wow...
[Made fresh with ingredients special to Gangwon...]
[A table full of food]
Wow.
- What's this? - It's a squid party!
It's squids.
Squid sashimi...
[Pickled squid, squid sashimi, fried squid...]
- I guess today is squid. - They must be known for squids.
Gangwon's specialty.
Today's dinner is a variety of dishes made from squid.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Eat a lot.
I'm going to eat the sashimi first.
[He takes a bite of the fresh squid sashimi.]
It's so good.
[A specialty in this region]
They are known for this. Squid sausage...
The squid doesn't taste dry at all.
I need to try this.
[Spicy stir-fried squid and pork]
Oh, it's good.
I'm totally moved...
- You want some stir-fried squid and pork? - Mmm...
Eat it.
- It's good for you, too. - There's squid everywhere.
The areas around here are known for their squids.
[The squid feast seems a little suspicious.]
We are eating it because it's well known here.
I love squids.
Remember what happened after we ate the pollocks?
No way...
Just eat.
They wouldn't make us go out in this dark.
- Are you satisfied with the dinner? - It's the best.
[Everybody likes the food.] You must like squid.
I love squids.
Along with pollocks, squids are also a national seafood staple...
[I've heard this before...]
[Last week...] Pollocks were a staple for the people.
- But they disappeared from the East Sea. - I heard that.
New Year special, 'What Happened To All Those Pollock?'
[The pollock had shown them a hell of a time...]
Along with pollocks, squids are a national seafood staple.
- But squids haven't disappeared. - So we've prepared this...
New Year second special...
'What is Happening to All Our Squids?'
- There's a lot in Ulleungdo. - There's a lot.
Are you saying they are disappearing from our nation?
In the past decade, the squids in our waters have decreased by about 40 percent.
Really?
[They had no idea...]
- Because of global warming? - There's different causes...
- To find out that cause... - We have to become squids now?
Instead of playing games to decide your sleeping sites...
We'll choose someone to go fishing, observe, investigate, and report on squids.
- Today's the worst... - Squid report...
How many will go?
- Two will go. - This is hard.
Have you ever gone squid fishing?
- Never. - Not squid...
I heard squid fishing boats are very rough.
I heard you can't come back until after the sun rises...
I'm getting so tired all of a sudden.
- Are they sending us, or what? - I'm not going.
Squid boats just stay in one spot, so I don't think you would get that seasick.
You get seasick because it stays still.
Yeah?
You know so much, you should just go.
Yeah, you should go.
We don't know anything, we'll just waste time.
Just experience it.
I'll tell you how the two will be chosen.
We'll choose two reporters to go on the squid voyage.
We'll be playing a total of five games.
- All games will be individually played. - Then Joon Young will win again.
The winner from each game will be exempt from going.
- Then we'll only play four games? - No.
The last remaining player will be chosen as the squid reporter.
And he will choose one companion to go with him.
[This is a very familiar scenario.]
You are so handsome.
I didn't want to say this, but I even emceed for your sister's wedding.
[At the Wuljin trip, Jong Min had to go on a fishing voyage.]
[And he had chosen Jun Ho to go with him.]
Let's all share who we would pick...
I know everyone will pick me.
Just tell me to go right now.
- Let's go around... - Yeah, let's see.
Joo Hyuk, who would you take?
Jong Min.
Why?
He knows a lot, I'm sure he'll care for me.
About the sea? I don't know anything.
I only know how to puke.
Joon Young?
- Jong Min. - Yeah?
- What about you, Jun Ho? - I bet it's Jong Min.
Take someone you don't like.
I need to choose carefully.
Jong Min.
I feel bad for you, Jong Min. You'll have to go again.
You should just buy a boat.
How much longer are you going to be using others' boats?
Go get some sleep before you have to go.
Yeah, I'll just go get some sleep. [What's the point of playing games?]
- Who would you pick? - Me?
[Who will the fishing expert choose?] I would take Joo Hyuk.
[Angry] Why?
- Why? - You want to train him?
You lost everything today. What's one more?
- I think I'm going to get sick. - He's already sick.
But I'm still going to pick you.
So cruel...
[What about staff?]
I would go with lights, camera, and producer...
I would take Eun Ji.
Eun Ji's not happy...
We are going to pick who comes?
[Your fate is in our hands.]
[Fine...]
[They will decide which staff to bring with them.]
Did you ever puke before?
It's four times worse on a boat.
- Isn't puking all same? - It's not easy to puke, so it's painful.
[Please...] Nothing comes out, just drools...
You look like you are on a boat right now.
He's got so much experience. He would be so good reporting on the boat.
First game to see who will be exempt...
A really good game... 'Toy Hammer Rock, Paper, Scissors'
[After rock, paper, scissors, the winner hits the opponent with a hammer.]
[And the loser blocks with a pot.]
[If you succeed in hitting the head, you get a point.]
[If you get two points, you win.]
First round.
If you hit the head twice, you win.
I am Thor.
I have a hammer in my hand.
I am Sa Oh Jung. I'll make moths come out of you.
[A match between western superhero and eastern monster...]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[Joon Young attacks.]
[Why is Jun Ho holding up the hammer?]
[Fool...]
[Oh, I wasn't supposed to get the hammer.]
One, nothing.
I need to win rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[Jun Ho attacks.]
[They are both holding the wrong weapon.]
[Oh, right...]
[Jun Ho attacks with the toy hammer.]
[Success!]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[Habitually, his hand goes to the pot.]
[I feel like I would lose to you.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[Joon Young attacks.]
[He succeeds in blocking.] He blocked.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[Jun Ho attacks.]
[I have a chance.]
[But his hands go to the pot again.]
[He's hands reflexively move towards that pot.]
[He keeps grabbing the pot.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. [Jun Ho attacks.]
[Joon Young cheated by dodging the hammer.]
You get a warning.
Don't dodge.
It makes you dodge instinctively.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[Joon Young attacks.]
[I'm going to dodge, too, then.]
I get a warning, too.
Warning...
Warning.
- I just get a warning, too. - Fine.
[Joon Young and Jun Ho each have a warning.]
It won't be just a warning next time, you can't dodge.
[They become one through cheating.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[After all that cheating...]
[Trying to be funny...] Where's my eye?
[Jun Ho's head definitely got hit.]
Kim Jun Ho, out. [Jun Ho loses.]
[Joong Young wins.]
- Good game. - Good game, I'll cheer you on.
[Joo Hyuk vs. Jong Min]
[New Idiot]
[Original Idiot]
[A breathtaking battle of the brainiacs]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[Joo Hyuk attacks.]
[Jong Min lost...]
[Why did he get the toy hammer?]
[Living up to his name, Original Idiot.]
He won for sure.
[It's not easy to approach the Original Idiot.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[Jong Min attacks.]
[With each day, his body gets slower and slower...]
It's one to one.
[He fixes it, so it's easy to grab.]
[He uses that to practice.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[The practice pays off.]
That was nice.
[He's actually good at something?]
[Pretty good...]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. [Jong Min attacks.]
[What?]
[The New Idiot hits himself with the hammer.]
[What's with this idiot?]
[Amazingly, Jong Min wins.]
[It seemed the Idiot Prince would hold his title forever.]
[But the New Idiot shocks even the Original Idiot.]
[Game between the Idiot Princes]
Isn't the scored tied? [Still out of it.]
No, it's one to two.
[Defconn vs. Tae Hyun]
Even if I lose, I wouldn't take you on the fishing trip.
Me, neither.
[After that ambiguous agreement...]
[Powerful Piggy with both strength and speed]
[He's threatening him with the toy hammer.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[The toy hammer flies down on his head.]
That was so fast.
[But...] You hit too hard.
How can you hit your friend like that? [Offering his hand...]
Don't forget that he can pick you as his companion if he loses.
[Worried Piggy]
- Are you willing to get hit? - Of course.
Put out scissors, and he'll put out a rock.
Sure.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[Worried Piggy still doesn't want to get hit.]
[I can't help you then.]
You are quite the funny guy.
[The game continues.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[Defconn wins.]
[The three winners have a face-off.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. [Of course, Joon Young wins again.]
He didn't lose once today.
[Everyone's jealous.] That's not good.
If you keep winning, that's not good.
- He hasn't lost once since this morning. - Lower the crown.
Lower it.
[I'll put the crown of my head all the way down...]
[Please just don't take me on the fishing voyage.]
- His sin is winning. - I'm sorry.
[You should have done that earlier.]
[The idiot is good at blocking...]
[The Aggressive Piggy goes head to head with him.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
[It made everybody scream out loud.]
[Defconn's merciless hammering]
[His life is flashing by before his eyes...]
[He apologizes right away.] I'm sorry.
[He used the same toy hammer, right?]
He's Thor. [The toy hammer is all bent.]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[Wait...]
[If I lose, I'm going to take you with me.]
[Threat of a fisherman]
[The piggy is worried.]
[The fisherman abusing his power...]
[What should I do?]
[How dare you try to boss me around?]
He won.
- You lost, come out. - It hurts so much.
[The fisherman is in pain.]
[Defconn makes it to the next round.]
[Defconn vs. Joon Young]
[I'm sorry, I think I'm going to win.]
The first to win is the bad guy...
[Respectful posture]
[Even more respectful] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[They politely hold out a paper and scissors.]
[They are afraid to become the first winner...]
[He gets hit voluntarily.]
[I respect your decision.] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
It's over.
I'll just stay like this, and wait until it's over.
[I'm sorry for being so good.]
[Please have pity on me.]
He hasn't lost a single thing. [There's envy and contempt everywhere.]
Defconn, fighting! Kim Joo Hyuk, fighting!
Kim Jong Min, fighting! Cha Tae Hyun, fighting!
[Multiple personality]
Let's start the second game.
Squid reporter game...
The second game is Pick Out The Noodle.
There will be a bowl of cooked noodle. Take turns, taking out a strand.
Whoever gets the longest strand will win.
[It's a game of luck.]
You'll look so manly picking out the noodle.
Be quiet. It's getting annoying.
[Start]
[Jong Min is the first to go.] I got one.
[He picks out one that looks to be long.]
[And pulls it out carefully.] They are all stuck together.
[The noodle ripped.]
I was doing so well.
[It's almost non-existent.]
You are definitely the hidden master of variety show.
Making fun of me?
No... [I wouldn't dare...]
[Jun Ho's turn]
[After blowing warm air on the chopsticks...]
[He carefully pulls out a strand of noodle.]
- It ripped. - It ripped?
[Still, it's longer than Jong Min's.]
[Tae Hyun is the third to go.]
[After careful examination, he takes one out...]
[But it was short to begin with...]
It's very similar. [How long is it?]
Almost same, but Tae Hyun's is longer. [Tae Hyun's noodle is longer.]
[Joo Hyuk goes.]
[He easily takes out a noodle.]
[Joo Hyuk is in first place.]
[Defconn is the last to go.]
[Long piece making all the preceding players look like amateurs...]
[What a bad luck...]
[So...]
Joo Hyuk is in first place. [Joo Hyuk wins]
The winner of the second game is Kim Joo Hyuk.
[He tries to offer his hand...]
He can't be too happy.
- He's not happy. - Congrats.
[He kneels down.] I'm sure you are happy.
[He's rambling on...]
[Just go, clean this.]
Yes, sir.
- I'm walking out backwards. - I like that.
[Joon Young joins him.]
- Let's not attack each other. - Okay.
- The two of you are plotting something? - No, it's not like that.
[Even before the game starts, they are getting divided.]
They are getting tense.
You are getting nervous, too.
How are you doing? [Bowing low]
This game is called 'Withstand the Pain of the Pickaxe.'
The best two are already exempt.
- I'm really bad with pain. - Me, too.
Jong Min...
Why did you touch me?
I was just cheering you on.
Let's pick teams, one, two, three.
[They choose their opponent.]
[Before the actual game...]
[Practice round]
- Cha Tae Hyun will attack first. - Where is the pain spot?
Here? I can't tell with him.
[This will be too easy.] Go in more.
Here we go, get set.
Go.
[Finished]
That hurts!
- That hurts so much! - Seriously.
4.13 seconds.
How did you hold out that long?
I'll try to last five seconds.
Five seconds...
[Tae Hyun attacks Defconn.]
Start.
Sorry, do over.
- What's that? - Seriously...
- I didn't get to touch it... - It hurts.
- So that's the spot? [Yeah...]
You told him?
I didn't tell him.
Fine, I'll scream after two seconds. Should we go on the boat?
You want to go on the boat? [Suicidal terrorist?]
[I'm sorry.]
- Tae Hyun kept asking me. - I'm really going to get on the boat.
It's Tae Hyun's fault.
He's so sensitive.
[When it comes to fishing, he's a sensitive pig.]
Here we go, you need to last longer than four seconds.
Get set.
Go.
How can he take this pain?
[He's trying his best to hang in there.]
He's really something else.
[Defconn wins, 7.20 seconds]
He's really good.
- He held the pain in. - How can he do that?
He's going to win.
[Up next is Jong Min vs. Jun Ho.]
- I want the right leg. - Whatever.
I want to go on that side.
- No, I need to use my right arm. - I'm a rightie, too.
[They are fighting over the position before they even begin.]
They'll end up going together.
Rock, paper, scissors... [They decide who attacks first.]
- I'll start. - Wait.
Don't put your weight on it. Just use your arm.
Don't break the rule.
If you break the rule, I'm going to jump attack you.
You want me to do that?
I'm so scared.
What if something happens to my leg while I'm holding back the pain.
- Star... - Get set?
Start.
[Finished.]
[Could he even time that?]
1.38 seconds.
It hurts so much.
[He got one second.] [It seems the result is clear.]
[Jun Ho's turn to attack.]
- He's going to get 0 seconds. - Stop...
[But if the opponent is Jong Min...]
[He might get 0 seconds.]
Move your arm. [It's not easy to start.]
Move your arm.
Put your arm behind your back.
He can't do that. [He gets held back in order to start.]
You need to last over 1.38 seconds.
Are you ready?
Get set.
[Will he be able to take the pain?]
Start.
[Finished.]
[Before his hand even touched him, he screamed.]
No way, he didn't even push down, and he started screaming.
- I yelled before you pushed down. - Why did you scream?
I'm yelling out loud first, then I'm going to hold back the pain.
Try your best.
- Do you accept that, Jun Ho? - Of course.
I want to cause him more pain.
Should we start?
- Because you'll lose to Defconn, right? - You need to last over 1.38 seconds.
Get set... Go.
[What's the result?]
I got it, right?
1.63 seconds... [Jong Min wins.]
Jong Min won.
[Jong Min's opponent...]
I hope you know that I was just trying my best.
- Really, I'm sorry. - I'm going to come in last.
- What did you say to me before? - What?
- You? - Yeah, damn you...
[Tragic result brought on by the threat of fishing voyage]
I'm going to lose.
Do what you want. I'm going to lose anyway.
[He doesn't care anymore.] Do whatever you want.
Get set.
Start.
[Finished.]
[The pickaxe goes through the skin.]
You...
- What did you say? - Never mind.
You did very well.
- It was a good play. - How many seconds?
[He's buttering up Jong Min...] 3.92.
Do whatever you want.
Master Jong Min is playing.
Hurry up, you fatso!
Hurry up!
[Thanks to Jong Min, he's getting totally mistreated.]
Fatso?
What, fatso? Hurry up.
Here we go.
- Get set. - You have to move your hand.
Start.
[Finished in .23 seconds.]
What's this?
Again...
It hurt so much, no sound came out.
Defconn, how can you do that to Jong Min?
Fatso!
[Defconn wins!]
Defconn wins the third game.
[Defconn gets exempt from fishing.]
[How will he flatter them?] Best of luck to the three of you.
Too late.
Way too late.
Get some sleep.
[You'll be going, so go get some sleep while waiting.]
We'll start the fourth round.
There are only three left.
This game is called 'Eat the Spicy Fish Sausage Quickly.'
- I can't eat spicy stuff... - That's right.
The three of you will eat spicy fish sausage simultaneously...
Whoever shows an empty mouth first wins.
How about the winner here is exempt from getting picked...
- Completely exempt? - Yeah.
That's not fair. [They are getting nervous.]
[What will the Idiot think?] I can't do that.
I'm going to take whoever wins against me.
[You jerk...]
I'm going to take you no matter what.
[They can't win or lose in this dilemma.]
[And the food arrives.]
[Fish sausage with capsaicin sauce poured all over it.]
There's three fish sausages, and look how much water there is.
It looks spicy.
What are you gonna do? [They can smell the horror.]
Somebody is going to throw up capsaicin all over the ocean water.
[Who will be exempt from going squid fishing?]
[The competition begins now.] I would rather not eat, and just lose.
- Come off...... - Take some off on the side.
- You are taking off too much. - What?
What?
[If you keep that up, I'm going to bring you with me.]
I'm going to do the same thing.
What?
[Everybody just does whatever they want.]
Stop wiping off the sauce, and pick it up.
What? Why, why?
[You want to go on the fishing voyage, too?]
[I'm sorry.]
Take your time.
[In the midst of this strange situation...] The smell...
Get set.
[No matter what, they want to win and get exempt.]
The winner will be exempt. Get set, start.
[Eat the spicy fish sausage as fast as possible...]
[Whoever swallows everything first will win.]
Wow, look at Jong Min's speed.
[They start off with top speed...]
[They finish the fish sausage in one bite.]
That's it...
[On the other hand...]
[Are you at a rest area?]
[Looks like the winner has narrowed down to two.]
[Looks like he's given up.]
[After a while, they feel a great pain rising up.]
Tae Hyun, just put it down.
No, he could win.
Eating little by little might be faster.
[Their personality shows through in this game.]
- You are right. - See?
[The real competition begins now.]
[Huh? He put everything in his mouth...]
[Congratulations on putting everything in your mouths.]
[They have almost no sensation left in their mouths.]
[Who will win?]
- Tae Hyun's done... - Cha Tae Hyun...
Success.
[Why did I eat that when I'm going to lose anyway?]
[So spicy]
[Along with a mysterious scream, he goes straight for the milk.]
[Me, too.]
[Don't you have any manners?]
The one who ate the slowest won.
I should have eaten more slowly. I was copying you.
[Huh? Who's this?]
[Same tissue he just used.]
[One of these two will pick a companion to accompany him.]
If you beat me, I'm going to pick you.
[Either way, he'll end up going.]
If you beat me, I'm taking you.
[Pretending not to hear...]
[Now, I feel safe.]
- I feel it coming up. - Let's make a promise.
That we'll just bring each other along.
[A cozy time for the two of them]
[At least we can be at ease then.]
This is totally meaningless.
[Anyway...]
[Cha Tae Hyun wins 'Eat The Fish Sausage Quickly.']
You guys are too quiet.
Too quiet.
[He's picking on the winners.]
[So uncomfortable]
Fighting! Fighting!
- Who are you cheering on? - Kim Jun Ho!
- What? - Jong Min!
[The tyranny of the loser]
The last round. One of you will get exempt here.
Please show us the last game.
[What's that?]
[A grill and squid]
The last game is called 'Roast the Squid.'
When you roast dried squid, it gets rolled up.
Whoever can get the squid to completely roll up first will win.
How much does it have to roll up?
[The producer demonstrates.]
[Looks yummy.]
[As always, the most ordinary matters determine our fate.]
[Our lives are like dried squid.]
This is luck, not skills.
It's rolling up.
When it gets like that, you win.
[Anyway, the dried squid looks really yummy.]
It looks good.
Do it one more time.
[Looks like he'll roast it with his eyes.]
[This delicious squid...]
[One of them will have to go catch some.]
He's roasting that so well, so we don't pick him to go with us.
[Loving tender]
You should eat some before you begin.
[Trying so hard, so he doesn't get picked later.]
[Golden] This is ready.
[Chewing on the dried squid...]
[Jong Min picks out one to use in the game.]
This is the one chosen by Kim Jong Min. [He picks one out without much thought.]
[On the other hand...]
[Most focused man in the universe...] You sure you want to do that?
If I lose, I'm going to take you.
Just pick one. [This is the worst threat ever.]
It's the two of us going anyway.
First, put the grills down.
One, two, three.
[Start]
[If the dried squid gets rolled up golden yellow...]
[They'll get exempt from the fishing voyage.]
[Easy competition]
Look.
Look at Jun Ho's.
Jun Ho's is starting to move.
[Looks like it's starting to move, first.]
[Becoming one with the squid.] It's coming up.
What is this doing?
[Hot!]
It's getting rolled up all funny.
That's so weird. What's wrong with it?
This isn't good.
- What's wrong with yours? - Why isn't this getting rolled up?
[Jong Min's squid wasn't budging at all...]
[But now, it's slowly starting... Jun Ho's squid stopped moving.]
Come on, roll up.
[I need to win, and get exempt from the fishing voyage.]
[Whose squid will get rolled up first?]
It rolled up before.
It's getting rolled up.
Win! [Kim Jong Min wins.]
[The last one to get exempt from the squid report project...]
[Kim Jong Min]
[And Jun Ho gets chosen to go fishing.]
- You had it there... - I had it...
[The idiot comes to his senses.]
[The game is over, but he still gets to pick his companion.]
[Everybody is trying to flatter Jun Ho.]
You really should have won this. [What?]
What, punk?
[How dare you in front of Master Jun Ho!]
[He's being treated like an outsider.]
I'm very mad that I had to play this game...
I said from the very beginning that I would lose.
[Getting uncomfortable] There were a few who got on my nerves...
Kim Jong Min said he would pick me if he lost...
I was only kidding.
- I was kidding. - He was so serious.
[I love you...]
You definitely won this... It just got messed up at the end.
And... Defconn talks too much.
What's Happening to All Our Squid?
The New Year special...
Kim Jun Ho will go on the fishing voyage to report...
I'm a really bad reporter.
Jun Ho, please pick one to be your assistant.
I want to hear from everyone first.
I'm so disappointed that you lost. It doesn't make any sense.
It was such a tough situation...
- So serious. - It was so unfair...
I felt like even if we won, we would have to go anyway...
You and me... I hated that pressure.
[A little too late.]
- I hated feeling that way... - Jong Min and I...
We went on the Gag Concert as your guests on Christmas Eve.
- When you called, we went right away... - I only wore my underwear...
- I do appreciate that. - Seriously...
I've done all that in the past. I was the very first...
I always felt bad that I never got to return your wife's food container.
- Just keep them. - I lost two of her containers...
That's okay. I don't need that.
It's just a food container...
That's not important between you and me.
[Angry Pig] You can buy that with money.
I had no idea that you would lose.
[Joon Young is coming up with excuses...] I never attacked you.
[I'm just sorry for everything.]
What about you, Mr. Joo Hyuk? [Just let it be...]
Jun Ho, sir...
[Too much respect can backfire...]
- It looks like you are very tired. - I am...
I wish you could take it easy today, but you have to go...
- Are you making fun of me? - Not at all.
I think I had my mind made up from the beginning.
[I was just wondering what you would all say...]
Why don't you first choose the producers that will go with you today.
Starting with Producer In Suk, please tell me why I shouldn't pick you.
As you know, I recently got married.
After Music Bank show, my wife is out with the staff...
- You have to go? - She drank...
I heard she's become a dog in Yeouido.
- I can totally see that. - Very believable...
[How can he do that to his wife?] [I'm sorry, Honey...]
[Now, Producer Eun Ji...]
It's only been six months since I started working...
You should do anything when you are a newbie...
That's when you want to try everything.
- Please... - Please what?
[Next, Producer Min Suk]
I'm newly married, too.
And I'm going to be a father soon.
That's pretty good.
[Everybody is relaying their family matters...]
Yeouido dog... Soon-to-be-father...
[I've got two kids already.]
[Producer Il Yong went with them on the Wuljin episode, too.]
I get seasick easily. [He's got a weak body.]
[I was counting on them...]
Last... What are you waiting for?
[I have nothing much to say...]
Two of you will go, but four of you will remain here.
I'll have to stay, and make sure the program runs smoothly.
We'll be going to sleep now.
I'm torn...
I'll let my companion decide on this matter.
Please stand up.
[It's finally come...]
[One of them will have to follow Jun Ho to the East Sea.]
I recommend Joon Young.
There's a mirror there.
- Oh, yeah... - Should we close our eyes?
Close your eyes.
- I feel like I'm going to die... - Defconn was so mean to you.
[Kim Jun Ho will make the decision.]
I was just doing my best.
Please close your eyes.
If I hug you from behind, you'll go squid fishing with me.
Let's have fun...
[Please, don't let it be me...]
[Chilling]
If you pick me, there was no point in playing the games at all.
[Did you forget?]
[You returned good with evil...]
I'm going to take whoever beats me...
If you beat me...
[He had threatened him all through out the game.]
[Fishing terrorist, Kim Jong Min]
- We might as well not have played then... - You did climb that frozen cliff...
Thank you, I love you.
Joo Hyuk went through so much today.
[Rambling on...]
Tae Hyun said I don't have to return the food containers.
Why did you skip over me?
[I'm sure you know better.]
[You talk too much.]
[Switching sides to your advantage...]
- No, don't hug me. - You haven't done much today.
[The only thing you did was hit me with all your might...]
[And arrogantly come in first place.]
[He's never gone on a fishing voyage before...]
[Green belt fisherman, Jung Joon Young]
We are always together.
What time are we going?
- You'll leave around 4. - Oh my god...
[Three hours later, they will meet a rough sea.]
[Who will be the unlucky guy?]
Should I hug like this, or like this?
Whatever you want...
It will be so boring if you go with me.
Can I hug you like this on a count of three?
You didn't count to three. Right?
Here I go!
[Every time he passes by, they get chills down their back.]
He's like a ghost.
Please...
[Fishing Guardian of the Underworld...]
[So chaotic]
[Please, don't let it be me...]
[Kim Jong Min gets chosen to be his fishing assistant.]
[Open your eyes.]
[Homage to the Wuljin fishing voyage]
What was the point of the game?
[It's been a while since we got to witness real men fight.]
I've been holding a grudge since then.
Why did we bother playing the games then?
I would have just slept then.
I was against the games from the beginning.
[Saying the same thing over and over.]
[Dumb and Dumber...]
Get up, and choose the producer.
Il Yong. Il Yong.
Jun Ho, pick Il Yong.
[Damn.]
[It's the same exact group that went on the last fishing voyage at Wuljin.]
Remember this member...
[The return of the three winter fishermen...]
You all went through a lot today fighting against the cold.
Everyone will sleep indoors.
Tomorrow morning...
Only the four of us will play the wake-up mission?
There won't be a wake-up mission, either.
- You just go home then? - Yes.
[He's lost his mind in anger...]
[Nothing ever works out for the unlucky...]
[Next week]
[The heart of KBS... Early morning at the newsroom...]
[They have come up with a New Year greeting...]
Happy New Year. [What?]
Never mind.
Don't move.
- I'm sorry. - Do you want to have a nice body?
[What are they doing?]
[They are searching for their partner...] She's a reporter...
They are reporters representing KBS.
[They must cover the village news with their partners.]
[They must finish by 6 p.m.]
[Will there be any worthwhile news in this quiet small village?
If you can't cover the news because of the dogs
you can't call yourself a reporter.
[You need to do at least this much to be called a reporter.]
[On the other hand...]
[He's in a state of emergency...]
When did your neck spin around? [So strange...]
[Total mess]
This is no time for you to be sleeping.
[Disturbance caused by the newbie reporters...]
[Will they be able to survive?]
What if it doesn't work?
[A special anchorman's appearance]
[More real than the real thing...]
- It's been Kim Jun Ho. - Kim Jong Min.
- Defconn. - Kim Joon Hyuk.
- Cha Tae Hyun. - Jung Joon Young.
Cut! I did it!
[Next week]
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